Post by Monique MacNaughton on Sept 26, 2006 23:39:07 GMT -5
Welcome to the UNAF forum. Here you can put your booted, spurred feet on the table, spit on the mat, shoot into the ceiling, ride your horse up the bannister and call the cat a bastard, and I frankly couldn't give a damn whether you use the F-word or not. But, every forum's gotta have its obligatory rules thread, and here it is...
1. No liquor on premises, unless you're gonna share.
2. Flamers are required to bring marshmallows, chocolate, graham crackers and tongs so that the rest of us can toast s'mores by their heat.
3. Proprietor is NOT responsible for large animals and/or significant others left behind in the rumpus room after hours.
4. NO WHINING ABOUT THE RULES. That means you.
5. Any links or pictures posted had better be any or all of the following: (a) Educational (b) Laugh-your-ass-off funny (c)Fascinating in a train-wreck sort of way (d) Brad Pitt naked.
6. Singing "Kumbaya" is not a capital offense - the first time. Anybody who attempts yet another rendition of "Stairway to Heaven" will be beaten with the splintered remains of their guitar.
7. Be nice to the bouncer. We have a set of front steps that rivals what the Hilltop Pub in Fredericton used to boast before they went all fancy-ass to bring in the yuppies. And that top one is rather NARROW...
Other than that, party hardy!
SERIOUSLY: No spam, explicit porn, harassment, or threats! If you come across any technical or other issues with the site that I should see to, feel free to email or PM me directly so I'll know sooner. Thanks!
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1. No liquor on premises, unless you're gonna share.
2. Flamers are required to bring marshmallows, chocolate, graham crackers and tongs so that the rest of us can toast s'mores by their heat.
3. Proprietor is NOT responsible for large animals and/or significant others left behind in the rumpus room after hours.
4. NO WHINING ABOUT THE RULES. That means you.
5. Any links or pictures posted had better be any or all of the following: (a) Educational (b) Laugh-your-ass-off funny (c)Fascinating in a train-wreck sort of way (d) Brad Pitt naked.
6. Singing "Kumbaya" is not a capital offense - the first time. Anybody who attempts yet another rendition of "Stairway to Heaven" will be beaten with the splintered remains of their guitar.
7. Be nice to the bouncer. We have a set of front steps that rivals what the Hilltop Pub in Fredericton used to boast before they went all fancy-ass to bring in the yuppies. And that top one is rather NARROW...
Other than that, party hardy!
SERIOUSLY: No spam, explicit porn, harassment, or threats! If you come across any technical or other issues with the site that I should see to, feel free to email or PM me directly so I'll know sooner. Thanks!
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